The Annoying Little Habits Of Chris Scott (written by his nearest and dearest)

So I asked the missus to compile a list detailing the annoying habits I have that get on her nerves. I thought it would be a good idea and I was ok with her coming up with a couple then maybe I would work on trying to change them in order to become a better boyfriend, or something like that anyway. a couple of things that can be easily changed, a couple of little things that when changed wouldn’t impact my life much at all. So imagine my face when 15 annoying things later  she WAS STILL NOT FINISHED something like this

The Chris Scott guide to a productive week off work

So the past week I have had the great luxury of having a whole week off work, a whole 7 days to do everything and anything I want. I was gonna take full advantage of this once-in-a-blue-moon opportunity and I think I did well, what do you think?

Am I Crazy #01

Shopping

Being the socially awkward guy that I am, going anywhere more than 3 times in a row drives me crazy and I really have no idea why.

Because I start work on a morning before all the shops are open, I have to get provisions to last me up until I can get dinner at McDonalds some healthy food place at dinner time. That coupled with my possible borderline OCD, if I don’t have the same breakfast every day

Hello Stranger

So I haven’t been around these parts in a while and I'm sorry but I have no real reasons apart from utter laziness on my part and I really don’t give a shit for that I am truly sorry.

Ready for the excuses?

Cex-ual Harassment

So last Saturday night I allowed the missus to have a night out in the dives that litter this crap hole of a town (that’s just the type of guy I am, generous to a fault.) She went out with her sister and had a good night. However when it comes to kicking out time the missus thought it would be a good idea for herself, her sister and some random guy they met out that night to come back to our house. The intention being that the wife’s sister and this guy would eventually go back to her house. So a little later (at around 4 o’clock I might add) the sisters taxi arrived and the heartless bitch that she is jumped in, rode off and left this random here at our house. Great.